Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Brom v Sunderland score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Pony Tulips’s Buggies take on Sam Fuzzydice’s Muckems at my old managerial pomping ground the Thawhorns?

Back-to-black defeats against Everton and Crystal Palace have seen West Brom’s backbounce hit the bluffers somewhat, but Tulips is bound to have them all flamed up for this one.

With Sadie Berylbeano back firing on all cillit bang, they should just about manage to steer clear of a relegation dogbite.

Chortle!

Sam Fuzzydice is next up in the Stadium of Vitalite hot seat, replacing recently elbowed Dutchman Dirk Avocado.

It must all seem so familial to the Sunderland faith fools, who’ve seen similar false dawnings involving Neill O’Martin, Pus Goyet and Paolo Deep Panio in recent years.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday October 17th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 2-0 Sunderland
Goals apriest for Berylbeano and Jim Morrison.