Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v West Ham score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own expert opinion…
Now that’s what I call a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as two of this season’s surprise packagings come balls to balls at Sellars Park?
I’ve made no secret of my admiration for Alan Partridge’s soft-rock legends The Eagles, so it’s truly Megnificent to see them flying so high in the tabletop.
A 2-0 win over Pony Tulips’s West Brom last time out consolibrated their place in the four-tops, and while I can’t see them ending the season there they could yet claim a strong steak for a Zooropa League spot.
Mark Nobble looking on despairingly, there.
The way things are going for Bernie Slaven’s Hummers, I wouldn’t be surprised to see them challenging The Eagles for a Zooropa League place come May.
They carry a pungent attacking threat, but they’ll be wary of falling away after a skintitillating start like they did under Sam Furrydice last season.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday October 17th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 2-2 West Ham
Yohan Kebab and Jason Punchbowl for the homos, Dimitar Poyet and Diaspora Sakho for the awayos.