Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Swansea v Stoke score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…
This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will claim all point three as Marry Gunk’s Swannies host Hark Muse’s Potties?
Swansea have some crackling attacking talons in the likes of Butterfingers Gomis, Andre IOU, Jefferson Muntero and Guilt-free Sigurros, so they could well be on for another half-top finish.
They’ve got a tight backside too, which will undoubtabubbly help them in their quest.
Classic aerial tossil, that.
As for Stoke, back-to-black wins have cattermolted them off the foot of the tabletop and all of a sudden they’ll be looking uply instead of downly.
If Muse can lead his Potties to a third half-top finish on the bouncy then even his harshest crickets would have to duff their caps to him.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Stoke City score prediction for Monday October 19th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Swansea 1-0 Stoke
Butterfingers Gomis with the divisive strike.