Cry out in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Newcastle v Norwich score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own peerless punditry…

How titonic is this tossil? Very titonic, that’s how titonic! Can Steve McClarence’s Magpipes get a first win under their trousers against my old side the ‘Kin Hairies?

They’ve been abbasolutely woeful so far, losing 6-1 at Man City last time out to wanker themselves to the foot of the tabletop.

Anything less than point three will do here, although it might be a point-sixer so arguabubbly he should be getting more.

Chortle! Off you go!

As for Norwich, they should be very happy with their start to the season and they’ve got dangerous attacking talons like Nathan Jedmund and West Hamlahoon.

Ultimuttley though they’ll do well to avoid a dogbite. Newcastle to win it.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Norwich City score prediction for Sunday October 18th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-0 Norwich
Winaldo with the divisive strike.