Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Aston Villa score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Josie Marino’s raining chompions get back to winning wise when Timeshare Wood’s struggling Villas come to Stambord Fridge?

Chelsea were comprehensively disgruntled 1-3 at home to Southampton last time out, but the two-week international broke should have given them enough time to sort their backside out.

They’ll still be without the suspendered Dayglo Costa, so much will deep end on the form of either Luke Rennie or that Ruddy Mel Falcon.

Oo er, missus! Chortle!

As for Villa, they look to face something of an uphill garden just to stay at the tabletop after picking up just point 4 from their first 8 games.

Wood surely won’t be given much longer if that form continues, and I have to say I forssell them suckthumbing to yet another defeat here.

Chelsea to sneaker a tents ink counter.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Aston Villa score prediction for Saturday October 17th 2015 – place your balls, now!