Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Watford v Arsenal score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Kinky Flores’s Hornettos topple Arson Wengle’s Goons?

Watford have made a respectabubble start to the season thanks to a solid backside and the goals of Iggy Halo, but they still face something of an uphill garden if they’re to avoid a relegation dogbite.

They seem to be strong at the vicarage, which will certainly help them in their battle for safeway.

As for Arsenal, they’ve been nothing short of imperial in beating Leicester 5-2 and Man Utd 3-0, with the likes of Sexy Alanchez, Theo Cotswold and Muzzy Ozzle looking especially skintitillating.

I forssell them winning fairly comfortabubbly here, and that’s no slide on Watford because these Goons have momento.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday October 17th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 0-3 Arsenal
Two more for Sexy Alanchez and another for Theo Cotswold.