Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Brom v Spurs score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as my beloved Buggies welcome Mo Pockettinnio’s Hotspurs to the Thawhorns?

Despite his side sitting comfortabubbly in the tablemiddle, Pony Tulips has been facing calls for his head from sections of the Boggies faith fools.

Nevilletheless, keep a tight backside and keep Gnasher Chadli firing on all cillit bang and they could claim a steak for a half-top finish.

As for those Hotspurs, they claimed a Megnificent all point three over tabletop-toppers Man City last time out and they’re looking like contenders again.

How about the lad Sonny Hung-Mint, eh? He’s been unbelievabubble in the absence of Larry Kane, and I don’t say that rightly.

Mind you, the Thawhorns is a tough place to go and I forssell a tight ink counter ending in a draw.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday October 15th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 1-1 Spurs
Gnasher Chadli against his old club for the homos, Sonny for the awayos.