Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Liverpool v Man Utd score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Reddies welcome Josie Mourinho’s Dead Revels to Anfeld?

Liverpool look like claiming a serious steak for the four-tops, if not the title – they’re on a hell of a runs and they’ve got so much attacking talons.

With the likes of Firm Eno, Cute Eno, Daniel Storage, Sadie Mane and Adam Lalalananana, they certainly won’t struggle goalswise.

As for United, they’ll be quite literally teething after only drawing at home to Stoke, rumping up the pressure on Mourinho.

They need to backbounce soonly rather than lately, but with Zoltan Ibramovic and Paul Pogball they’re potentially devilstating.

This could be a classic ink counter alright, and it’s one in which I forssell Liverpool emerging triumphatic.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v Manchester United score prediction for Monday October 17th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Liverpool 3-1 Man Utd
Firm Eno, Dovren Lejan and Sadie Mane for the homos, Rarcus Mashford for the awayos.