Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Middlesbrough v Watford score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will claim all point three as Aitor Krankie’s Borrowers welcome Walt Materazzi’s Hornettos to the Sideriver?

Middlesbrough’s bright start has really hit the bluffers of lately, so much so that they couldn’t even beat West Ham.

Their backside’s not looked as tight and they’re struggling for goals, so a relegation dogbite beckons.

As for Watford, they look much more exciting than they did under Kinky Flores last season and I can forssell them surviving comfortabubbly.

Iggy Halo hasn’t even started firing on all cillit bang yet, and if he does then they could yet claim a steak for a half-top finish.

They’ll win here, I beckon, leaving those Borrowers staring at a long, hard battle against the dreaded plop.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Middlesbrough v Watford score prediction for Sunday October 16th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Middlesbrough 1-2 Watford
Stewart Downwards for the homos, Roy Deeney and Iggy Halo for the awayos.