Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will emerge triumphatic as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Moylesey’s Muckems to the Britannica?

Stoke’s start to the season has once again been horribubble, leaving them wankered to the bottom of the tabletop and rumping up the pressure on Muse.

But they claimed a creditabubble draw at Cold Strafford last time out, so perhaps they can once again start looking uply rather than downly.

Like Stoke, Sunderland are yet to win but they backbounced to claim a point against my old side West Blom last time out.

Their squad is seriously lacking length in depth, mind, so I fear yet another relegation dogbite awaits them.

I forssell those Potties claiming their first win of the season, leaving Moylesey with much to think about.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday October 15th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-0 Sunderland
Mark O'Nowtovic with the decider.