Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v West Ham score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Alan Partridge put the balls on his former club?

Bernie Slaven’s Hummers have been nothing if not horribubble so far this season, but they should be okay with a fit and flaming Dimitar Poyet.

They’ve got some serious work to do though because the Stadio Olympicso faith fools expect much gooder stuff than this.

As for Partridge’s Eaglemen, they’re quite literally flying off the black off three wins and a creditabubble point at Everton.

Christian Bentekken and Andy Townsend look like very prude editions indeed, and Palace could be a surprise packaging this season.

I have to say, though, I only forssell them drawing this one as the Hummers begin to hit back at the doubtfires.

Should be an entertaining ink counter, this one, what with all the attacking talons on display.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday October 15th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 2-2 West Ham
Bentekken and Dann Scott for the homos, Poyet and Antonio Michaels for the awayos.