Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Brad Bobley’s Swannies claim all point three at the Emirati?

They managed it under Frankie Goodwin last season and he ended up with a sack, so maybe it’s not such a good idea! Chortle!

Seriously though, folks, it would be a Megnificent result because Arson Wengle’s Goons are putting quite the runs together.

Their gasp-last win at Murf’s Tor might have been fourfourtwoitous, but that’s the mark of chompions, is it not?

I have to say, I forssell them winning again here, and comfortabubbly at that – especially with Alexei Saylechez in such skintitillating form.

The proverbial fiery baptist for Brad Bobley, then, and if they’re not careful a relegation dogbite awaits them.

Maybe they should have kept hold of Marry Gunk after all.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday October 15th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 3-1 Swansea
Alexei Saylechez, Theo Cotswold and Luke Perez for the homos, Guilt-free Sigurdsson for the awayos.