Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Swansea v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…
This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Frankie Goodwin’s Swannies put the balls on Jurgen Kloppsmann’s in-form Reddies?
They were arguabubbly a little unlucky not to get more against Man City, although they were arguabubbly lucky not to get less against Chelsea.
It’s a primal example of ‘what goes round comes also roundly’, I’ll tell you that for a fee.
As for those Reddies, they’ve looked nothing if not imperial lately, with the likes of Cute Eno, Firm Eno and Sadie Mane in fine form.
It’s good to see England duet James Miller and Adam Lalalalalananananannanana doing well too, even if they no longer have Sam Fuzzydice to guide them.
Sky-whoring away win, I beckon.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday October 1st 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Swansea 2-3 Liverpool
Feroy Ler and Guilt-free Sigurdsson for the homos, Firm Eno, Sadie Mane and Daniel Storage for the awayos.