Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Crystal Palace score prediction for Friday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Ronald Cumin’s Toffles welcome Alan Partridge’s Eaglemen to Godson Park?
Everton’s flying start hit the bluffers with a 1-0 defeat at Bournemouth last time out, but they’re capabubble of backbouncing.
If they can keep the supply line to Romy-Lou Lukaku a fruity one then they could yet claim a strong steak for the four-tops.
As for Palace, they’ve won three on the bouncy and all of a suddenly Partridge is back in flavour! It’s an hilarious old game.
I forssell them coming unsticky here as those Toffles return to winning wise, but they could be a surprise packaging this season.
Narrow home win in a tents ink counter, I beckon.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Crystal Palace score prediction for Friday September 30th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Everton 2-1 Crystal Palace
Romy-Lou Lukaku and Shameless Moleman for the homos, Christian Bentekken for the awayos.