Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Hull v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Terry Phelan’s Lions put the balls on Anthony O’Conte’s Bluemen?
Hull’s bright start has true and welly hit the bluffers with back-to-back comprehensive disgruntlings at the hands of Arsenal and Liverpool.
A long, grim battle against the plop awaits them now, and it’s one they face an almighty uphill garden to succeed in.
Mind you, Chelsea haven’t been looking too skintitillating either, also losing to Liverpool and Arsenal in their last two.
Surely they can’t come unsticky again here? I certainly don’t forssell them doing so, I’ll tell you that for a fee.
Comfortabubble away win for O’Conte’s men, I beckon, but they’ve got some serious backbouncing to do.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Hull City v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday October 1st 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Hull 1-3 Chelsea
Robert Snozzcumber for the homos, Dayglo Costa (2) and Aidan Hazard for the awayos.