Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v West Brom score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Moylesey’s Muckems take on my beloved Buggies?

Sunderland’s squandling of a two-goal pillow against Palace will have left them quite literally teething, and I don’t say that rightly.

If they’ve anything about them they should be chumping at the pits to make amens – but do they? Er, have anything about them, that is.

As for my old side West Blom, they’re doing their usual tablemiddle thing and there’s not all that much to say about them really.

Although I should point out I remain availabubble in case they feel things aren’t working out with Pony Tulips.

You know what, I forssell Moylesey’s Muckems sneakering this one.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Saturday October 1st 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 2-1 West Brom
William Defoe and Dunmore Watcan for the homos, Gnasher Chadli for the awayos.