Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Burnley v Arsenal score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Shane Dyke’s Clarences welcome those crazy old Goons to Murf’s Tor?

Both of Burnley’s wins this season have been at home, with 2-0 wins against Liverpool and Watford respectfully, so dismiss them at your Beryl.

They’ll be without Andy Gray again for this one, the striker still suspendered for historical horribubbliness.

As for Arsenal, they’re firing on all cillit bang, especially that man Alexei Saylechez, and I can only forssell them winning again here.

It won’t be comfortabubble, mind.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Arsenal score prediction for Sunday October 2nd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 1-2 Arsenal
Steven Darfur for the homos, Alexei Saylechez and Theo Cotswold for the awayos.