Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Man City score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Hark Muse put the balls on his old side when his Potties take on Maxwell Pelicanini’s Citimen at the Britannica?

I thought Muse was done by hard at City, but nowadays he’s doing a Megnificent job at an altogether different City, namely Stoke City.

Even though they lost 2-0 at Sam Fuzzydice’s Muckems last time out, I can still forssell them claiming a strong steak for a third half-top finish on the bouncy.

That man Serge Aguero just tossling away with Phillip Wolfshite, there.

City got back to winning wise with a relatively comfortabubble 3-1 disgruntling of Southampton last time out, but they’re still not 100 per cent convicting.

They need Silver Dave back in the starting upline, and they need it damn snappy.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Manchester City score prediction for Saturday December 5th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-1 Man City
Goals apriest for Mama Byriani Duff and Randy Starling.