Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Bournemouth score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Eddie Howl’s Berries get anything at Stambord Fridge?

They’ll be facing a Chelsea side that looks nothing if not revitalite, with Josie Marino looking to have once again orchestrated one seriously tight backside.

Dayglo Costa should be chumping at the pits after being left out of the 0-0 draw at Spurs – but will he start here?

Bournemouth have also been quite revitalite of late, drawing with Swansea and Everton in entertaining ink counters.

Nevilletheless, I forssell a battling defeat for them here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday December 5th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 1-0 Bournemouth
Dayglo Costa with the divisive finish.