Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…
This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can soft-rock legends The Eagles claim a fourth win at Godson Park on the bouncy?
Martino Robertez’s Toffles will be quite literally fuming after quite literally throwing away all point three against quite literally Bournemouth, and believe you me I don’t say any of that brightly.
His young team should be chumping at the pits to make amens, but much may deep end on young Gerd Dualfuel to break down Palace’s tight backside.
Campbell Frasier just reeling away in celebrations there.
As for Palace, they backbounced from defeat to Sunderland to comprehensively disgruntle Alan Partridge’s old side Newcastle 5-1 last time out, so they shouldn’t be lacking in confidunce.
Maybe they should be, mind, because I forssell them losing here in a tight ink counter.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Crystal Palace score prediction for Monday December 7th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Everton 2-1 Crystal Palace
Luke Kaku and Shameless Moleman for the homos, Bannick Yolasie for the awayos.