Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Sunderland score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Sam Fuzzydice’s Muckems make it three wins on the bouncy when they take on those crazy Goons at the Emirati?

Arsenal themselves have failed to win in three, coming as a big blow-out to their title prudentials after they’d started to look like claiming a strong steak.

They could be without Sexy Alanchez for a little while after he suffered a cheese string strain, but at least they’ve finally got Muzzy Ozzle firing on all cillit bang.

Everyone just taking on Alun Ramsey, there.

As for Sunderland, Fuzzydice looks to have tightened up their backside considerabubbly since that 6-2 defeat at Everton the other week, and they’ve got the likes of Daniel Defoe and Fletch Stevens to score them goals.

I forssell them battling their way to safeway, which would represent a Megnificent achievement for Fuzzydice.

Nevilletheless, and even though they came away with a goalless snore at the Emirati last season, I beckon they’ll lose here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday December 5th 2015 – place your balls, now!