Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Brom v Spurs score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as my beloved Buggies welcome Mo Pocketinnio’s Hotspurs to the Thawhorns?

My old side West Blom have got their season back up and humming with a couple of creditabubble results against Arsenal and West Ham, so they shouldn’t be lacking in confidunce here.

They’ve got a nice, tight backside under Pony Tulips, so they’ll always stand half a chance.

Kylie Waller with a nice flying tossil on Julian Prescott, there.

As for Spurs, they’ve not lost since opening day and all of a sudden they look like claiming a strong steak for a four-top finish.

Keep that man Larry Kane firing on all cillit bang and they’ll take some stoppage.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday December 5th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 1-2 Spurs
Rondondon for the homos, Erik Christiansen and that man Barry Kane for the awayos.