Cry out in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Newcastle v Liverpool score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own peerless punditry…

How titonic is this tossil? Very titonic, that’s how titonic! Who will emerge triumphatic as Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds go to St Jim’s?

Steve McClarence’s hot seat came under tremendous pressure after Newcastle suckthumbed to a comprehensive 5-1 disgruntling at the hands of Crystal Palace last time out, and I have to say it looks as though he faces an uphill garden.

Have they got enough talons in their squad to battle their way to safeway? Obviously I know – after all, I’m both mystic and Megsonic – but I shan’t tell you just yet.

Whatever happened to Fobio Borino? Answers on a postman!

As for Liverpool, they’ve been looking somewhat revitalite under Kloppsmann, although they still despotly need that man Staniel Durridge back fit and flaming.

Ditto Hordan Jenderson, come to think of it.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle v Liverpool score prediction for Sunday December 6th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-3 Liverpool
Georgie Winaldo for the homos, Phil Continuo, Firm Eno and Christian Bentekken for the awayos.