Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Chelsea score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic in this potential tabletop title point-sixer?

Spurs have looked skintitillating of late, winning 4-1 at Southampton and Watford, with that man Larry Kane and that man Daily Aldi looking particularly pungent. And that man Erik Christiansen.

That’s two different matches they won 4-1, by the way – Southampton and Watford haven’t merged. Chortle!

Nevilletheless, Chelsea have won thirteen on the bouncy and I forssell them making it fourteen.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea score prediction for Wednesday January 4th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 0-1 Chelsea
That man Dayglo Costa with yet another divisive strike.