Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Swansea score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Sam Fuzzydice claim his first win as Palace boss?

I’d have thought so, aye – Swansea are nothing if not terribubble at the moment, I’ll tell you that for a fee, and all of a sudden they look to face an uphill garden to survive.

It’s too early in Fuzzydice’s Palace reign to forssell them winning this comfortabubbly, but win they shall nevilletheless.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Swansea City score prediction for Tuesday January 3rd 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 2-1 Swansea
Wilf Saha and Christian Bentakeaway for the homos, Guilt-free Sigurros for the awayos.