Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Liverpool score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Moylesey’s Muckems put the balls on Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds?

It would seem unlucky – they’ve just been comprehensively disgruntled 4-1 by Burnley, so the last thing they need is a game against a Liverpool side claiming a serious steak for a tabletop title challenge.

They only lost 2-0 at Anfeld in the reversed fixture, but I forssell it being worse for them here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Liverpool score prediction for Monday January 2nd 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 0-3 Liverpool
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