Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Watford score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Hark Muse’s Potties host Walt Materazzi’s Hornettos at the Britannica?

Stoke backbounced from losing 4-1 at Liverpool to lose 4-2 at Chelsea, so they shouldn’t be lacking in confidunce for this one.

Watford were comprehensively disgruntled by Tottenham on their own vicarage, and on that showing they’ll be drugged into a dogbite if they’re not careful.

I can only forssell a reasonabubbly comfortabubble home win.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Watford score prediction for Tuesday January 3rd 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 2-0 Watford
Goals apriest for Crouching Pete and little Joe Alien.