Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Southampton score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Ronald Cumin put the balls on his former club?

Everton didn’t look especially convicting at Hull last time out, but they’re going goodlier guns than Claude-Paul’s Saintsmen.

Southampton come into this off the black of back-to-black home defeats, so they should be chumping at the pits to make amens.

Frankly I don’t forssell it being enough for them, although I beckon it will be a tight ink counter.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Southampton score prediction for Monday January 2nd 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 2-1 Southampton
Romy-Lou Lukaku and Blatant Laines for the homos, Ray Jodriguez for the awayos.