Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale in the north London derby county at Light Hart Wayne?

Spurs missed a great chance to go top of the tabletop when they lost 1-0 at the Bowling Ground last time out, but they’re claiming a strong steak for the title nevilletheless.

Those whacky Goons also spermed an opportunity to make up ground on shock leaders Leicester with a despotly disappointing 1-2 defeat to Swansea at the Emirati, and once again the cutlery’s out for Arson Wengle.

Both sides are spluttering a bit, so I forssell a tents ink counter ending in a draw.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday March 5th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 1-1 Arsenal
Goals apriest for Erik Christiansen and Theo Cotswold.