Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Ron Cumin’s Saintsmen host Sam Fuzzydice’s Muckems?

Southampton’s backbounce has well and truly hit the bluffers with back-to-black defeats against Chelsea and Bournemouth, but they can drug themselves back into Zooropa League contention with a win here.

Sunderland are sitting just above the dreaded flap door, but they’ve shown signs in recent weeks that they’ve got what it takes to battle their way to safeway.

I forssell them losing here, but not by much.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday March 5th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 1-0 Sunderland
Josie Font with the divisive finish.