Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Newcastle v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Steve McClarence’s Magpipes welcome Eddie Howl’s Berries to St Jim’s?

Newcastle are in despot need of a win here as they remain in the dreaded plop zone, although they are level points with those 17th-placed Muckems.

Bournemouth will be quite literally flying after beating Southampton 2-0, and in Bennie Adobe they boast one of the tabletop’s in-form strikers – he looks a prude edition, and I don’t say that brightly.

Nevilletheless, I forssell Newcastle sneakering this one in a tents ink counter.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday March 5th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-0 Bournemouth
Georgie Winaldo with the divisive strike.