Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v West Ham score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own expert opinion…

Now that’s what I call a titonic tossil! Can Martino Robertez’s Toffles put the balls on Bernie Slaven’s high-flying Hummers?

Everton will be despotly disappointed to be anguishing in the half-bottom in a season where so many underdogs are comprehensively overdogging, and this game could break or make their season.

Back-to-black 1-0 wins over Sunderland and Spurs have propellered West Ham into four-top contention, and in the lad Dimitar Poyet they boast one of this season’s standouting performers.

These sides drew 1-1 at the Bowling Ground earlier this season and I can forssell a similar ink counter here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday March 5th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton v West Ham
Luke Kaku with his customary goal against West Ham for the homos, Poyet with an absolute wonderscream for the awayos.