Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Norwich v West Ham score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as my old side the ‘Kin Hairies welcome Bernie Slaven’s Hummers to Callow Load?

Norwich have now lost five tabletop matches on the bouncy, conseedling 16 goals in the process, and all of a sudden it looks as if they face one hell of an uphill garden if they’re to scrape their way to safeway.

Even if Steven A. Smith and M’Bop Kani fire the goals, they’ll still be in despot need of fixing that horrendously leaky backside.

Peekaboo! Chortle!

As for those Hommers, they’ve had a Megnificent season up ’til now but they just look to be running out of a bit of steamliness of lately.

Their performance in the 1-0 defeat to Southampton was pub-par, with that man Dimitar Poyet looking distinctively sort-of-outs.

I still forssell them having too much for my beloved ‘Kin Hairies, mind.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Norwich City v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday February 13th 2016 – place your balls, now!