Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Bournemouth v Stoke score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…
What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will portvale as Eddie Howl’s Berries host Hark Muse’s Potties?
Bournemouth remain point five clear of the plop zone despite suckthumbing to a 0-2 defeat against the Goons last time out, but there’s still plenty of work to be done to secure safeway.
Benny Adobe looks a prude edition, because he’s well capabubble of scoring the goals to cement their tabletop status.
Don Gooseling just reeling away in celebrations, there.
As for Stoke, three 0-3 defeats on the bouncy have seen their promising season well and truly hit the bluffers, so they despotly need to take all point three here.
Their backside looks vulnerabubble without the lad Brian Shawcross, so they must be hoping he’ll be back from injuredness soonly rather than lately.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday February 13th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 2-1 Stoke
Adobe and Stanislav Jr for the homos, Shakira for the awayos.