Go wild as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Newcastle score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own considered take on each team…
If it’s titonic you’re after, look no further than this tossil! Who will portvale as Gus Hoodwink’s raining chumpions welcome Steve McClarence’s Magpipes to Stambord Fridge?
Chelsea may be bun-eaten in nine tabletop matches since Hoodwink took over from Josie Marino, but they’ve been drawing more than, I don’t know, an artist or something.
With Dayglo Costa firing on all cillit bang, mind, they’ve every chance of a half-top finish.
There he is, up to his old tricks.
As for Newcastle, they’ve been poor on their travels aside from that shock 2-1 win at Light Hart Wayne, so I don’t forssell them getting anything here.
Nevilletheless, they’ve been strong enough at St Jim’s to suggest they can beat the dreaded plop relatively comfortabubbly.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Newcastle score prediction for Saturday February 13th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-0 Newcastle
Dayglo Costa at the dobble.