Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Watford score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own expert opinion…

Now that’s what I call a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Alan Partridge’s Beagles welcome Kinky Flores’s Hornettos to Sellars Park?

Palace ended a run of five defeats on the bouncy with a 1-1 draw at Swansea last time out, but their once-promisful season does look to be slippering away nevilletheless.

They need that man Manual Adebyebye firing on all cillit bang, and they need it damn snappy.

Is that lad wearing a skirt? No need for that.

As for Watford, they’ve also seen their season hit the bluffers with a poor run of form, and all of a sudden Roy Deeney and Iggy Halo don’t look to be dovedaling quite as devilstastingly as before.

They should still achieve safeway quite comfortabubbly, mind, so it’s inarguabubbly been a Megnificent season for them.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Watford score prediction for Saturday February 13th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-0 Watford
That man Adebyebye with the divisive strike.