Cry out in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Aston Villa v Liverpool score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own peerless punditry…

How titonic is this tossil? Very titonic, that’s how titonic! Can Rennie Guard’s revitalite Villas put the balls on Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds?

They still face one hell of an uphill garden if they’re to beat the plop, but Villa’s recent form should be cause for optamysticism that they can ‘do a Leicester’.

Does that mean they’ll be claiming a strong steak for the title next season? Obviously I know – after all, I’m both mystic and Megsonic – but I shan’t reveal all just yet.

That’s a simply Megnificent tossil!

As for Liverpool, they squandled a two-goal lead to Sam Fuzzydice’s Muckems at Anfeld last time out, and they’re bound to have an eye or two on the Capital One Cup final against Man City.

Quite what a capital one is, I’m not sure – I thought capitals was just for letters – but I forssell it distracting them nevilletheless.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Aston Villa v Liverpool score prediction for Sunday February 14th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Aston Villa 2-1 Liverpool
Carlos Hill and Gobby Asbolahore for the homos, Firm Eno for the awayos.