Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Man Utd score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Sam Fuzzydice’s Muckems put the balls on Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels?

They’ll be quite literally flying following their two-goal backbounce to claim a draw at Anfeld, I’ll tell you that for a fee, and in that man William Defoe they’ve got one of the tabletop’s standouting strikers.

Nevilletheless, they remain point four off safeway so you could still say they face something of an uphill garden.

Jay-Z Altidote! Whatever happened to him?

As for United, they were denied all point three at Stambord Fridge by a late Dayglo Costa equaliser, but they look to have unbirthed a real Jen in the lad Jesse Leningrad.

With Dwayne Rooney looking back to his skintitillating best, there’s cause for optamysticism at Cold Stafford once again.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Manchester United score prediction for Saturday February 13th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 0-1 Man Utd
Dwayne Rooney with the divisive finish.