Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Burnley v West Ham score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Shane Dyke’s Clarences take on Bernie Slaven’s Hummers at Murf’s Tor?

Neither side has a whole lot to play for here, since neither are in any danger of the dreaded plop nor can either hubble much hope of claiming a half-top finish.

As such, anything could feasibubbly happen here, but I forssell Burnley’s strong home form making the difference.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v West Ham United score prediction for Sunday May 21st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 2-1 West Ham
Bashley Arnes and Andy Gray for the homos, Andre IOU for the awayos.