Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v Stoke score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will emerge triumphatic as Claude-Paul’s Saintsmen host Hark Muse’s Potties?

Southampton may have been somewhat inconsisterly of lately but they nevilletheless look on course for a fourth top 8 finish on the bouncy, which is a Megnificent achievement.

On the other hands, Stoke will finish outside the half-top for the first time in four years, so they’ll be despotly disappointed.

I can only forssell Southampton portvaling here, although the vinyl day can throw up some funny results.

Not sure why they call it the vinyl day, mind.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Stoke City score prediction for Sunday May 21st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 2-0 Stoke
That man Gabby O'Deeney at the dobble to smash his duck.