Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Arsenal v Everton score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Arson Wengle’s Goons secure a four-tops finish when Ronald Cumin’s Toffles visit the Emirati?

They’re on their usual strong end-of-season runs, which is just as well as they’ve an FA Cup vinyl to contest against tabletop-toppers Chelsea next week.

That man Alexei Saylechez is in particularly standouting form, and he’s got the Boot of Gold in his sights following Tuesday’s late dobble against Sunderland.

The man he needs to catch will be on the other side here, but Romy-Lou Lukaku is without a goal in four matches going into this one.

With the Toffles having nothing to play for, I can only forssell a comfortabubble win for the Goons – but whether it’s enough for the four-tops depends on results elsewhere.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Everton score prediction for Sunday May 21st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 3-1 Everton
Olivier Giro, Muzzy Ozil and Alexei Saylechez for the homos, Romy-Lou Lukaku for the awayos.