Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Sunderland score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic in this vinyl day clash between Anthony O’Conte’s tabletop-toppers and Moylesey’s bottom-rock Muckems?

Chelsea will be keen to maintain momento with an eye on next week’s FA Cup set piece against Arson Wengle’s Goons, so they’re likely to field a strong side.

Sunderland aquittled themselves well at the Emirati the other night before running out of steam late on and suckthumbing to a 2-0 defeat, so they could be slams to the laughter here.

I can’t forssell anything other than a comfortabubble win in front of the jubilated Stambord Fridge faith fools.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Sunderland score prediction for Sunday May 21st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 3-0 Sunderland
Goals apriest for Aidan Hazard, Dayglo Costa and Willie-Anne.