These are all the best England jokes after the unexpected, dismal 1-2 defeat to Iceland that knocked the national side out of Euro 2016 in the round of sixteen.
A nation looking for something to cling on to, following the recent EU referendum result and subsequent political turmoil at home, were left disappointed as the side found themselves unable to fight back from a losing first-half position against the islanders.
Manager Roy Hodgson resigned not long after the final whistle… he probably won’t want to look at the England jokes after their 1-2 loss against Iceland and Euro 2016 exit:
Did we hear that right? Apparently, it's 2 for 1 at @IcelandFoods #ENGICE
— MBNA (@mbna) June 27, 2016
*Pulls shutters down* #ENGICE
— Iceland Foods (@IcelandFoods) June 27, 2016
England vs. Iceland. #EURO2016 #ENGICE pic.twitter.com/we8isSB3nO
— Vili Niemelä (@vvvili) June 27, 2016
Checks for Welsh heritage #ENGICE
— Kellie Dawson (@BigFashionista) June 27, 2016
England would struggle to beat Aldi, never mind Iceland #ENGICE
— graeme white (@graeme74dj) June 27, 2016
Andy Burnham has declined to call for Hodgson's replacement #ENGICE
— Rupert Myers (@RupertMyers) June 27, 2016
I'm African anyways, God save our goats #ENGICE
— Made (@MadeManJama) June 27, 2016
Cahill's balls are going further than I ever will #ENGICE
— Harry Seaton (@harryseaton) June 27, 2016
Glenn Hoddle is desperately trying to work out what our entire team did wrong in a previous life #ENGICE
— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) June 27, 2016
I think we may need this guy #ENGICE pic.twitter.com/Q0ylKpFFNj
— ?Mo Sohail YNWA? (@1980Sohail) June 27, 2016
We're losing to a nation that believes trolls live under bridges. #ENGICE
— sean thomas knox (@thomasknox) June 27, 2016
Singing God Save The Queen might have worked at Agincourt, but not here guys.#ENGICE
— Bjorn Guffersson (@gavmacn) June 27, 2016
Thank God we rested those players. They look so refreshed #ENGICE
— James longman (@longers1) June 27, 2016
winter (break debate) is coming
— Raphael Honigstein (@honigstein) 27 June 2016
Looks like the Vikings are covering all the Angles.#ENGICE #TryTheLutefisk
— TED (@EpicureanDeal) June 27, 2016
Great analysis overheard at #ENGICE: "Those c*nts live in f*cking igloos and we're still losing to those w*ankers." ??
— Jack Moore (@JFXM) June 27, 2016
we're literally losing to 11 geysers #ENGICE
— HannaH (@rustyspanner) June 27, 2016
Raheem Sterling playing like… #ENGICE pic.twitter.com/UmvgVZREVB
— Tom Green (@thisistomgreen) June 27, 2016
Have the Shadow First Team resigned yet? #ENGICE
— Sally Ann Matthews (@SallyAnMatthews) June 27, 2016
My carefully considered half-time team talk would be along these lines………#ENGICE pic.twitter.com/JOdpfsfpl7
— Steve Kilner (@1StevieKilner) June 27, 2016
I for one welcome our new Wildling overlords. #ENGICE
— Chris Taylor (@FutureBoy) June 27, 2016
tonight's TV listings:
Season finale Game of Thrones
Season finale England football
Season finale Labour Party
Season finale Great Britain— Laura Pearce (@Madame_LazPagz) 27 June 2016
I think they're taking revenge for having their name attached to this monstrosity #ENGICE pic.twitter.com/vT4UOBGwCM
— desmarkie (@desmarkie) June 27, 2016
Oh bloody hell, they play cricket as well pic.twitter.com/u5NjfGXVOm
— Matt Barker (@matthew_barker) June 27, 2016
When you spot yourself on the big screen and want people to think you've got a plan… pic.twitter.com/YLX3Mf6kB0
— Danny Blood (@dannyswfc) June 27, 2016
We've been beaten by a country so small, there's an app to make sure you aren't dating within your family. #ENGICE
— (((Riley Junior))) (@RileyJr_) June 27, 2016
Look forward to buying the kit for £5 in Sports Direct in the morning… #ENGICE
— Brad (@MrBradPreston) June 27, 2016
some plastic chairs are going to get it tonight #ENGICE
— Rick Edwards (@rickedwards1) June 27, 2016
Knocked out by a fecking supermarket 😂#ENGICE
— Willie Mullins (@WilliePMullins) June 27, 2016
Unexpected result in the bagging area…
— Iceland Foods (@IcelandFoods) June 27, 2016
Scotland are suddenly having a belter of a week. #ENGICE
— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) June 27, 2016
Meanwhile in the Iceland dressing room the manager is saying "calm down lads, it was only England" #ENGICE
— Kevin Hunter Day (@kevinhunterday) June 27, 2016
So depressed I don't even want to switch on @BabestationTV for a wank.#ENGICE
— Speedoman (@Sheppyuk) June 27, 2016
#ENGICE Woy has Wesigned
— Emily Cooper (@emilyycooper21) June 27, 2016
Literally everyone in England has resigned this week.
— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) 27 June 2016
These three lions played better than we did!!! #ENGICE https://t.co/Oa9F2D4LGX
— Andy Riley (@Andyriley88) June 27, 2016
Iceland 2 Poundland 1 #England
— Tim Cresswell (@CresswellTim) 27 June 2016
England's manager was paid £3.5 million a year.
Iceland's manager is a part-time dentist. pic.twitter.com/ktvRxac4Gk
— CleverBetsTips.com (@CleverBets) 27 June 2016
Can anyone see England in the quarter final line-up? pic.twitter.com/VVIfN9olxm
— Richard Purton (@RichWXM) 27 June 2016
I feel a right mug
I bought a thousand England France fridge magnets— simon day (@simonday24) 27 June 2016
Id like to officially announce my retirement from watching England.
— Roman Kemp (@romankemp) 27 June 2016
This is your fault @England pic.twitter.com/4dvv7FjFGh
— . (@BasedGodNorthy) 27 June 2016
The fans at Luton airport wait for the arrival of the England team! pic.twitter.com/K8BaQrOwkX
— geoff swain (@golfunplugged) 27 June 2016
We'd like to thank England for their efforts tonight to promote Non-League Football. It's very much appreciated.
— Stourbridge FC (@StourbridgeFC) 27 June 2016
went out for a walk to calm down and ended up punched a fox, you're ruining my life @England
— SG (@PeleWasAFraud) 27 June 2016
England getting knocked out of EURO 2016 by ICELAND is even better with the titanic music… pic.twitter.com/1IngEEB5Ut
— Titanic Goals (@TitanicGoal) 27 June 2016
Shane Meadows might want to skip 'This is England 2016'.
— Jane O (@janethejourno) 27 June 2016
Man said England are losing to snow men😂
— Hamdi from the ⁶ (@viewsfrom9) 27 June 2016
Bale carrying Wales.
Griezmann carrying France.
British Airways carrying England. pic.twitter.com/Wm0Q3S9aSY
— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) 27 June 2016
Flood warnings all over Europe as everyone pisses themselves laughing at England…
— BenchWarmers (@BeWarmers) 27 June 2016
@Baddiel You do realise that if the England players had to clap they'd miss
— Take It Or Leave It (@taitorleit) 27 June 2016
England's new national anthem gives me goosebumps. pic.twitter.com/cixWpgL3GU
— Mike Sanz (@mikesanz19) 27 June 2016
Being told this is the worst defeat England has suffered at the hands of Viking descendants since 1066.
— Paul Campbell (@77PGC) 27 June 2016
England has fallen apart. pic.twitter.com/OExpmkmbTj
— Joe Cox (@JosephCox) 27 June 2016
when England let you down twice in one year https://t.co/kjeP4ZA5Jo
— bruce (@bbmmnnnn) 27 June 2016
What's the difference between O J Simpson and England?
O J Simpson had a more credible defence
— Yamimash (@Yamimash) 27 June 2016
I'd fit into the England squad coz I'm an embarrassment to everyone I know
— Zaneee (@ZaneElmasri) 27 June 2016
Well it turns out for the England fans there is a god. Problem is he is called Thor.
— Calum Davidson (@ccgdavidson) 27 June 2016
imagine being from england LMFAO
— Tom (@AhhTommyy) 27 June 2016
I was going to take my England top on holiday but I think I will wear a dress instead as it will be less embarrassing
— jim trigg (@jimtrigg) 27 June 2016
The England game and the Titanic is even better without the music 👌👌👌👌👌👌 pic.twitter.com/5eHc5frh7c
— Jackson (@Jackson_SCFC) 27 June 2016