A man who had Sergio Agüero, Álvaro Morata and Sadio Mané in his fantasy football team has been checked into a psychiatric clinic, convinced he somehow caused their injuries.
The unnamed Fantasy Premier League manager was found naked and shivering on the floor of his bathroom, alongside a half-written note apologising for a range of global catastrophes.
According to paramedics, his fantasy football team was even found to contain a freshly brought in Marouane Fellaini.
Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, one of them said: “It was a sorry sight, alright.
“When we found him he was banging his head against the tiles and screaming ‘stupid brain, stop causing fires and hurricanes’.
“It’s the worst case of fantasy football induced God complex I’ve seen since that guy cut out his own metatarsal and posted it to Wayne Rooney.”