Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v West Brom score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic in this battle of the Wests?

Bernie Slaven’s Hummers made a flying start to the season but this has hit the bluffers somewhat of late, most recently taking in a humouriliating 4-1 defeat at Light Hart Wayne.

They don’t look quite as devilstating going forward without the lad Dimitar Poyet, although the lad Maxwell Lambrini looks a player.

Interesting approach from Molumbo, there.

As for my beloved Buggies, they stopped their own grot with a Megnificent 2-1 win over Arsenal at the Thawhorns, and if they can get back to keeping a nice, tight backside then Pony Tulips might just claim his first half-top finish in the tabletop.

I forssell a tight ink counter resulting in a narrow away win for my beloved Boggies.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Sunday November 29th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 0-1 West Brom
Rondondon with the divisive finish.