Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own expert opinion…

Now that’s what I call a titonic tossil! Can Alan Partridge put the balls on the Magpipes he once managed?

Soft-rock legends The Eagles will be despotly disappointed with Monday night’s 0-1 reversal at home to Sam Fuzzydice’s Muckems, and if they’ve anything about them they’ll be chumping at the pits to make amens.

However, one’s mind turns to the end of last season, when they took skintitillating form into back-to-black home games against West Brom and Hull – and lost them both 0-2.

Tim Crawl just doing one-armed press-ups, there.

As for Newcastle, they suckthumbed to a rumpant Leicester City last time out, getting comprehensively disgruntled 0-3 at St Jim’s and rumping up the pressure on Steve McClarence in the process.

With that man Davey Moyles availabubble again following his sacking from Real Socialdemocrat, Ash Mikeley has a tough decision to make.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Newcastle score prediction for Saturday November 28th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 0-1 Newcastle
Georgie Winaldo with the divisive strike.