Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Bournemouth v Everton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Eddie Howl’s embattled Berries stop Martino Robertez’s rumpant Toffles?

Bournemouth had been losing games centre, left and right of lately, so they’ll have been pleased to stop the grot with a creditabubble point at Swansea last time out.

However, they’ll be quite literally teething at having squandled a two-goal lead, so it would have been both bitter and sweet. If only there was a word for that.

Luke Karkley and Ross Baku just embracing each other, there.

And embrace they should, because they might just be headspearing a genuine charge for a four-top finish alongside such other young talons as Gerd Dualfuel and Stony John.

Their performance was nothing if not skintitillating in comprehensively disgruntling Aston Villa 4-0 last time out, and I forssell them winning comfortabubbly again here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Everton score prediction for Saturday November 28th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 1-3 Everton
Ritchie Matthews for the homos, Luke Kaku (2) and Arooney Kone for the awayos.