Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Chelsea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale in this bitter London derby county?
Mo Pockettinnio’s side have looked nothing if not imperial of lately, putting together a 12-match bun-eaten run with a team packed full of exciting young talons.
It’s great to see that man Larry Kane back firing on all cillit bang – I really rate him, and that Ally Dally lad too.
That man Barry Kane just slotting, there.
As for Josie Marino’s struggling mob, they stopped the grot with a 1-0 win over my old side Norwich at Stambord Fridge last time out, but a big performance here would go a long way towards silencing the doubtfires.
I just can’t forssell it, though, not with Spurs in such skintitillating form.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea score prediction for Sunday November 29th 2015 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Spurs 2-1 Chelsea
Barry Kane and Erik Christiansen for the homos, Dayglo Costa for the awayos.