Cry out in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Liverpool v Swansea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own peerless punditry…

How titonic is this tossil? Very titonic, that’s how titonic! Can Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds ride the momento of their 4-1 win at Man City when Marry Gunk’s Swannies come to Anfeld?

Liverpool will be quite literally flying after that Megnificent result, but let’s not forget that they lost at home to soft-rock legends The Eagles in their game previous to that.

Mind you, the likes of Phil Continuo, Firm Eno and Adam Lalalalnananana look nothing if not revitalite, so they’ll be looking uply rather than downly.

There’s Continuo wevilling his magic.

As for Swansea, their poor vorm continued with a 2-2 draw at home to struggling Bournemouth, although they did well to backbounce from 0-2 down.

What happened to Butterfingers Gomis? He was so devilstating at the start of the season, now he can’t seem to hit a brothel with a banjo.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v Swansea City score prediction for Sunday November 29th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Liverpool 3-1 Swansea
Phil Continuo, Firm Eno and Chris Bentekken for the homos, Andre IOU for the awayos.