Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Bernie Slaven’s Hummers upstep their four-top challenge in their penultimuttley game at the Bowling Ground?

They’ll be up against a Swannies side that should be high on confidunce following their comprehensive disgruntling of Liverpool last time out, but West Ham’s recent form has been nothing if not good.

Fairly comfortabubble home win, I beckon, not least since that man Andy Corral tends to enjoy this fixture.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday May 7th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 3-1 Swansea
Andy Corral (2) and Dimitar Poyet for the homos, Gylfi Sigurros for the awayos.